Y Friday, July 10, 2009
Dear IW...
ARRGGGHH!!
First of all, I just realised that writing in my own mother-tounge made me look like some tribal guy, and made the other three look like born-professional-gossipers. Hence the English. So, no matter how not-English it may seem for the next couple of sentences, just note that I'm already trying my best.
and, OH MY GOD! I can really literally see why IW said the blog is getting filled up with nonsensical grandmotheric stories!
Why the need to describe the photobox-ing? Why the need to describe how ridiculous your face is in the photos? Why oh WHY the need to upload the pictures?!?! NOOOOOOO!!
And please, we all know we are not thieves... We are retailers! Selling stories to people who are willing to buy them! So, not the simile please..
So let's get to the business! First of all, of course, the ever-ambiguous tale between D and Ms. Wonderland. The mentioned are becoming more and more inseparable by each passing moment. Whenever they are spotted together, you can feel the presence of another world engulfing the two, cutting them off from the harsh reality in which Ms. Wonderland has supposedly already had a potential Mr. Wonderland. Furthermore, they seem to cherish every possible moment in that separate world, ignoring anybody that pass by their world's territory or even those who try to distract them.
Worse still, one of the more reliable sources around told me something about D which further spice up the storyline. D is making a move. And I know from the Chief that he has amassed quite a number of experiences at it, having spending his life trying to flirt ever since his first attempt (which was roughly a couple of years ago). So, will the formidable amount of his experience prove to be sufficient to enchant the heart of the girl of his life at the moment? I believe the Chief and A themselves would some predictions and/or opinions on this case, considering that they might have played a part or two in the building of D's career...
Unfortunately, up to the press-time, we have not yet been able to cast even the tiniest ray of light on the shadow that covers the girl's identity. Beside the high probability that the girl is D's junior, about 3 years younger than him, and attending a nearby school, nothing else is known of her. So IW! Start the research I've tasked you with ASAP!
At the end of all of these, one question still persists against the confessions of the related individuals, the constrained future prospects, and (what else?) the harsh reality: What is actually going on between D and Ms. Wonderland? Are they gonna end up getting locked in the tiny world of theirs forever? Are they gonna come back to the real world? Or are they gonna bring their world into this realm of the real? I doubt even the gods know...
So, let's do a bit of recapitulation!
There is a few things about Chief... (always reminded of HALO after typing the word)
There is a few things about A...
There is nothing about IW!!!
So, dude, please be rest assured that something fishy fushy about you will be up soon. You may ask "What about you yourself?!?!", do not worry, I myself am not even a main character in my own story (it's amazing I came up with this line). There is absolutely nothing about me worthy of being written in this lair. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Urgh.. Can somebody please get himself/herself into a scandal so we can write about it?
you know you love me
xoxo
10:36 PM
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