The Gossipers' Lair

it's the time for the chief to step in

2009-07-22T02:33:00.000-07:00

Life is dry. Life is dry in Singapore. And life is dry in Anglican City. I would like to see how anybody is ever going to deny this dreadful ultimatum.

But wait..they do not simply call me chief for nothing. Bow before me for I shall relieve your thirst for juicy scandals. At least a little bit of it. Never ever underestimate the power of a picture (one of very bad quality, though).

i'll leave it to your imagination

you know you love me.

xoxo

GGC

Dear IW...

2009-07-10T22:36:00.000-07:00

ARRGGGHH!!

First of all, I just realised that writing in my own mother-tounge made me look like some tribal guy, and made the other three look like born-professional-gossipers. Hence the English. So, no matter how not-English it may seem for the next couple of sentences, just note that I'm already trying my best.

and, OH MY GOD! I can really literally see why IW said the blog is getting filled up with nonsensical grandmotheric stories!

Why the need to describe the photobox-ing? Why the need to describe how ridiculous your face is in the photos? Why oh WHY the need to upload the pictures?!?! NOOOOOOO!!

And please, we all know we are not thieves... We are retailers! Selling stories to people who are willing to buy them! So, not the simile please..

So let's get to the business! First of all, of course, the ever-ambiguous tale between D and Ms. Wonderland. The mentioned are becoming more and more inseparable by each passing moment. Whenever they are spotted together, you can feel the presence of another world engulfing the two, cutting them off from the harsh reality in which Ms. Wonderland has supposedly already had a potential Mr. Wonderland. Furthermore, they seem to cherish every possible moment in that separate world, ignoring anybody that pass by their world's territory or even those who try to distract them.

Worse still, one of the more reliable sources around told me something about D which further spice up the storyline. D is making a move. And I know from the Chief that he has amassed quite a number of experiences at it, having spending his life trying to flirt ever since his first attempt (which was roughly a couple of years ago). So, will the formidable amount of his experience prove to be sufficient to enchant the heart of the girl of his life at the moment? I believe the Chief and A themselves would some predictions and/or opinions on this case, considering that they might have played a part or two in the building of D's career...

Unfortunately, up to the press-time, we have not yet been able to cast even the tiniest ray of light on the shadow that covers the girl's identity. Beside the high probability that the girl is D's junior, about 3 years younger than him, and attending a nearby school, nothing else is known of her. So IW! Start the research I've tasked you with ASAP!

At the end of all of these, one question still persists against the confessions of the related individuals, the constrained future prospects, and (what else?) the harsh reality: What is actually going on between D and Ms. Wonderland? Are they gonna end up getting locked in the tiny world of theirs forever? Are they gonna come back to the real world? Or are they gonna bring their world into this realm of the real? I doubt even the gods know...

So, let's do a bit of recapitulation!
There is a few things about Chief... (always reminded of HALO after typing the word)
There is a few things about A...
There is nothing about IW!!!

So, dude, please be rest assured that something fishy fushy about you will be up soon. You may ask "What about you yourself?!?!", do not worry, I myself am not even a main character in my own story (it's amazing I came up with this line). There is absolutely nothing about me worthy of being written in this lair. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Urgh.. Can somebody please get himself/herself into a scandal so we can write about it?

A Better Way to Escape from Reality : Physics, Econs, PW, CCA Works by a Pathetic GGuy

2009-07-09T09:40:00.000-07:00

Well, my second post is up. After a week, the blog still seems to be empty and untouched. Here goes, I am gonna put some embellishment on it. I was superbly amazed by an urge from GGal, A, to post a blog about what the GGals had encountered today in the college. She said this is just made for the sake of having a written memoir to be reminisced in the later future; it may be after we all graduate from Junior College level.

Well, to entertain her wish, I am not gonna beat about the bush, shoot to the point.

Beforehand, I need to introduce the main characters in this post.

Basic
A refers to the chubby GGal,
C refers to another GGal, the drug addict,
IW refers to me, the cool GGuy,

Further
SK refers to IW's friend, a person who likes to travel anywhere paddling, depending much on his muscle power, and mysteriously have been stalking C since the beginning of the college days and was suspected to have been taken coincidentally C's poster for fattening up his poster collection. FYI, he is a fans of many 'chio bu'; so it is an honour for C to be enrolled in his list of 'chio bu'... Hahas. just kiddin' dun take it seriously.

SC refers to a student council, oh no, he is another friend of IW who received scandal with A after squash committee election. He is a tacit person outwardly but in fact is otherwise. PS. They were entrapped in this scandal after A admired excessively his delicate skin. And now they seem to avoid any further gossip available that may arise.

IY refers to another friend of IW, once called kutu kupret by C who was heavily disappointed to know his 'real' face is completely one hundred and eighty degrees discrepant as what she had imagined. IY is just a hyperactive guy who like to linger around the college and flirt with every possible girl. At first A was so infatuated by him, and took serious their friendship up to a point that IY thought that A was his ex. The first encounter with A is the squash racket incident and his first encounter with C is MarcoBenito and headset incident @ library.

TY refers to again IW's classmate. He is not involved in any of the scandals with GGals but once called A 'Singapore' and 'Temasek'. You can consider him as a spice, yeah, an extra person who makes the whole strand of this story more colourful.

Actually we still have many more character ahead to be described. To be continued. Am gonna do econs, phy, pw, and cca stuff now. dammit!

Post Exam Period of Gokujo Faces - Photos Later

2009-07-03T10:54:00.000-07:00

As another gossip guy whose name is abused to be the password of this lair, i want to write up a few words to bring this blog alive again after two weeks of being in the state of idle; nothing is posted, and it seems that the blog now tends to deviate from its original vision and mission to bring the hair guy's reputation down virtually, to the place where nonsensical grandmother stories are being translated into a blog post.

Well, or maybe if my assumption is correct, the rest of the gggg members are still not in the good mood after becoming shocked about the evil decision to quarantine Indonesians who just came to Singapore again, then discovered that they were not allowed to take the examinations nor to come to school because of the irrational preconceived notion from the college principal that Indonesians have ingrained H1N1 virus in their bodies, i know how you all are feeling. Our nation has been stereotyped in an irking way. Let's go and stand up for our right!

Anyway on the way busway, midyear is over and gggg went for an outing, just a small one, to downtown east today. even though we were not able to play bowling as desired, we were still having fun spending time in the arcade and especially in a photobox!

Personally, I am so much mesmerised by the irony behind the photobox. When we are usually supposed to be better in terms of appearance, my face was not, and was so pathetically covered by the frame which was supposed to cover the photo so as only can expose three people's face. Yeah, it is our first experience. There are many more to wait ahead. There are still many rooms for improvement, including to choose the right amount of people to be included in the picture so as no welfare loss to society (oops, econs paper is over! stop it stop it), the right timing to slot in the coins, the right time for the gguys to borrow mirror from ggals so as their hair would look much eye-catching, and to eliminate sexism that the gguys are taught the steps to edit the pictures. If possible, ggals are strongly encouraged to publish an idiot guide on how to edit pictures in a photobox. Hahas.

For the benefit of those who are so enthusiastic and so eager to know who are the masterminds behind the scene of these infernal posts, A will upload our photobox result a moment in the soon future, after getting it scanned. However, we will not show up our full faces, because it is not good to expose the thieves' faces publicly. We are indeed the breakers of the law for cyber-bullying. :) So guys, don't get disappointed when seeing our in-fact-beautiful-and-handsome faces are blurred in such a way that you may not be able to recognise us anymore....

Well all, time now in my laptop shows 0251 hour and my eyes are seriously below 1 watt in power, so forgive me should there any typo error or grammatical mistakes in this blog post...

Have a nice holiday

NEXT OUTING : TOMORROW, KBOX
NEXT OUTING : WEDNESDAY, KBRI, don't choose wrongly guys, one vote DOES count! start to exercise your judgment on who will be the most suitable leader of our nation for the next 5 years. Guys, 5 years are not short! The future of our nation lies on our hand, so choose WISELY!!! :p

xoxo, gggg:

iwiwiwiwiwiwiw

Holiday-breaker

2009-06-19T08:41:00.000-07:00

First of all, thanks C for the greeting!
I really appreciate it you sms me to open this blog from the other end of this island.
Now, come back to the gossipers lair.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, Gossip Gal here, betting you’re all aware of the scandalous lives led by Anglican city's scandalmongers. But are you aware of...MYE?

What would high school be without mid year exams?
Bearable? A nice place to spend time?
Ladies and gentlemen, let's stop wishing for THE IMPOSSIBLE.
Apart from gossipers, there are muggers undoubtedly...
Well, look around. I'm nothing without my mugger soul. And while most my classmates fading into another chapter, it's my hope that the time will stop. Congratulations for you who have started mugging , I'm coming with you on 23rd...
My books feel so untouched.

Love Poem for MYE!

My vision is clouded by tears in my eyes.
I used to think that visions of us were my only paradise.
Just looking at you, makes tears flow from my eyes.
You only see me as an idiot,
But how can that be, because our road to success hasn’t even begun.
Many things with you have gone wrong in the past.
I sometimes find myself daydreaming about your deadly complexity,
And you know I "hate" you, but not this much.
I feel overwhelmed in sadness and have become so consumed
I don’t know how to say I wanna be without you 'so much' that I don’t know how to start,
But as each day goes by I wish you would give your 'answer key'.
Sometimes I wish I could have holiday forever,
Then that way we’ll always be more cooperative.
Unfortunately though, I wake up from my dream,
And I hate how reality always seems to suck.
At school it’ll be just another day
Another day that I’ll try to suppress my feelings for you away.

A to JC students : What are you staring at? Go mug!

You know you love me,

xoxo

♥A
GG [Good Girl]

Happy Birthday A!

2009-06-17T20:42:00.000-07:00

Before I forget, today is an exceptional day for all the crew of GG since today is the day when one of our members, A, has finally came of age and is finally eligible for M-18 movies. Cheers for her!

Now that A doesn't have to ask C to buy alcohol for her anymore, we sincerely wish she can find happiness in all that she does, find true friendships, score well for MidYear (that goes for the rest of the crews as well), be more mature in her conduct, and stay happy and cheerful always!

P.S frm C : Speak out and just be forward and honest when you have a problem with a certain somebody. (since C is already tired of hearing A complain about that certain person hahaha)

As they always say: you are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

you know you love me.

xoxo

GG

Break

2009-06-17T19:35:00.000-07:00

Gossip Gal here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Anglican's elite, and of course, the ghetto-dwellers who occasionally makes into the headline.

June holiday has come and Anglicans are hitting the snooze buttons. But you know that scandal never take a vacation. It just becomes harder to follow them around, and you can always count on me for doing the mission impossible.

Maybe we could start with a pre-holiday updates. Spotted: Ms. Wonderland supporting a unusual ensemble of fashion and was dressed to impress. Was the hot weather to be blamed or was it because the bonnie lass got the hots for a certain someone? Especially when D and Grumpy Guy were being sent off to their homeland by Ms. Wonderland, is it romance I smell in the air? Or is it just trouble in disguise? Watch it Miss, just like the Bermuda Triangle, love triangle is something you shouldn't ever mess with.

And talking about fashion, it seems like the June holiday (or what's remaining of it) is the perfect time for the girls to hit the stores and spend the extra cash in their pockets. Especially with the annual ASEAN Dance lurking around in the corner of August, many girls dreams of finding that perfect dress to wear to the prestigious ballroom party. But maybe its 6 dressess for some of us. And what about the males? Big I already has something in his closet, but what about N? Is he even coming to the big party? Or maybe the big question is, will WC even suceed in organizing the party in merely a month? Good luck to you WC, because you will need all the luck you can have. And I don't think its even enough.

you know you love me.

xoxo

The follow-up

2009-06-10T05:25:00.000-07:00

Yo! So, untuk beberapa ke depan, anda akan membaca tulisan saya. Dan tenang saja, I'll try to exclude my "geniosity" and my "very quirky fashion sense" while doing that.

Pertama-tama, it is only appropriate to acknowledge and appreciate the chief for an extremely informative and meaningful introduction of me (You're the man, chief!). But however, beliau melewatkan sebuah poin yang tak terhingga pentingnya, which is the main reason why I'm writing this right now. Dan apakah sebuah poin penting itu?

Tak lain tak dua, it is why I am included in this blog. Let me give you a short analogy: In a village where the Barber of the village cuts the hair of every man who does not cut their own hair, who cuts the barber's hair? That is exactly my role here. Di sebuah blog yang kerjanya ngegosipin orang lain, siapakah yang bakal ngegosipin sang gossipers? Dan setelah consider the fact bahwa gosip-gosip seputar Chief and A add up to more than half of the whole gossips in this "Anglican City" (I perfectly understand why this name bugs you...), I need to stand up.

So yes, Mam, I'll do the dirty job. I'll make sure that all gossip here is made known to the world. And when I say "all" I mean "every single one of them". So be assured, you've got the right man for the job. I will do my best as the main editor.

Moving to the main topic I was left to do by the ever-hardworking Chief, yeah, "HIM", the hottest topic around here for the last two weeks. And what about HIM? After a brief consultation with the chief, I'll start telling the story from where it all began. No, it won't take long, only a paragraph at most...

Surely, semuanya dimulai ketika kita semua pindah ke City ini. Hari berganti minggu, minggu berganti bulan, dan -kenapa tidak- pertemanan pun mulai bertumbuh menjadi sesuatu yang lebih di hati tokoh utama kita. Let's call him The Hair Guy. Jadi, one day, about three weeks ago, THG proclaimed something like "Gw ga akan berpaling dari cewe yang lagi gw kejar dekarang". And at that point of time, gw udah cukup yakin siapakah perempuan yang SANGAT BERUNTUNG itu..

Ironisnya, minggu selanjutnya, THG and our lucky girl had quite a fight, after an incredible argument on "apakah cowo ga boleh punya rambut panjang?" (and hence, The Hair Guy). And apparently, the fight did not end so quickly, giving me more materials to write on.

A few days later, in one occasion, THG said to me something like "Gw udah ga ngejar dia lagi soalnya just a few days ago, I found out that she has already had an interest in someone else." Furthermore, THG menulis message di fesbuk accountnya sesuatu seperti "merasa seperti pecundang... sebaiknya mulai menjauhi dia (the lucky girl)... gw emang ga mungkin ngalahin orang yang lebih baik daripada gw di segala aspek..." Ditambah lagi, THG mulai menjadi hostile towards the unlucky guy.

And therefore everything became clear.

Dan saya, sebagai orang yang sudah enlightened dipaksa untuk menceritakan segalanya kepada cewe yang sangat beruntung ini. Dan komennya? "really had no idea...but after some thinking...all the puzzle pieces fits"

. . .

Dan ceritanya pun masih bergulir, even right now. Basically, pertemanan yang dulu nampak begitu nyata, now seems to fade into nothingness as the clock ticks... We'll keep you updated.

Err.. Should I tell you who the lucky girl is? Well, I feel really really tempted to, but after putting such a nice foreword for me, I dont think I should reveal who she is...

Hopefully I am not fired yet...

The foreword

2009-06-10T04:50:00.000-07:00

It is quite a challenge to talk about the people who are close to you, and that is the very challenge we are going to take right now. Especially if the person is only 2 metres away from you! hahaha.

To start off this blog post, it is only appropriate to properly introduce to our dear readers who the masterminds behind this awesome blog are. The one who is typing now is C, the pretty head chief and creative director, who mind you, came up with the idea of creating this blog, a blog where people can tune in and see what the latest gossips are here in Anglican City. Sitting, or rather-slouching beside me, is N, the main editor who is a self-proclaimed genius, and has a very quirky fashion sense. The one who have just joined me is A, my ever lovely sidekick, who came up with the idea as well and is in charge of the blog layouts and publicity matters.

But enough about us, let us talk about HIM!!! mwahahahaha.

Right now we can hear some unintelligible murmuring (which is WAY off tune to make it worse) that sounds something like"..i wanna heal, i wanna feel, wanna blabla sumthig sumwher i beloonnng~~~~..."

And believe it or not, it comes from him!

GAAHH but since A's pink laptop will be going flat anytime soon...I think I shall sign off for now and let my ever loyal editor pick up where I left off. (in other words I'm leaving all the dirty jobs to him hahahahha)

you know you love me.

xoxo